This is the real conversation I just had about Crossfit with my roommate:
KG: Hey there's a crossfit place [near our house]. I'm pretty sure that's how you train for the Warrior Dash.
Me: uhhhhhhhhh I'm scared.
KG: Oh yeah crossfit is scary. Like for real.
Me: [looking at website] There's a coupon for a free week at that place. We should do it.
KG: Oh lordie, I think I would have a mental breakdown. I kinda wanna cry just thinking about it.
Me: "15 Skin The Cats then 200 sit-ups" I dont want to know what skin the cat is.
KG: haha me either!
Me: [Googles 'skin the cat' and finds video] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TpLJYJU5o
.... [Watches video] ....
Me: Okay...I don't want to try crossfit anymore.
KG: Fuck that
Me: Um YEAH.